Grandparents go free, so you can get one of the coffin dodgers in without paying.
The coffin dodgers were demanding a neo-Tudor design but after much debate, a more modern design was built.
A pair of elderly men in woolly hats give us a cheery wave. “Round here we call them coffin dodgers,” says Colin.
Only the elderly should be allowed to refer to one another, with knowing irony, as "coffin dodgers" or "old scrotes".
