Experts at Cambridge University have blamed the behaviour crisis on overindulgent parents.
Not so much child-friendly as simply overindulgent, the facilities include an astonishing range of activities, from tubing to mini-Skidoo driving, and a funpark for five-year-old snowboarders.
The first peas of the year, tossed with a slightly overindulgent knob of butter, is a high point of early summer.
The film is an overindulgent two and a half hours - even longer than the director's other fine two-plus-hour works.